Practicing my wonky eye and changing the spelling of my name to Thom so that I can sneak Becky into the Radiohead gig across the street from work. My impressions worked like a charm for the Charles Manson convention I took her to last summer.
In 2009, I was an unknowledgable fashionista and I couldn’t figure out the Versace campaign Kate was a part of.
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Posted April 29, 2012 at 4:16pm in I've Always Had High Expectations I Haven't Always Had a Solid Understanding of How Fashion Works Myspace Era
In 2009, I bought cowboy boots from Zappos.com and had them shipped to my apartment.
Someone stole the package while I was at work.
That shouldn’t have been shocking, I do live in Newark after all.
The problem was, there are ZERO people in Newark who wear cowboy boots so if you wear these boots and I see you, I will KNOW those are my boots. I’m not just going to be like, “Well I’ll be darned, that African American gentleman has the same cowboy boots I ordered that one time!”
In 2009, apparently I was really mad at AOL. You can read the full rant HERE. I really know how to kick someone when they’re down.
Posted April 26, 2012 at 5:32pm in The Emily Easton Era Music T-man tman T Man Free music Scatterbrained Scatter Brained
In 2008, I eulogized George Carlin on Myspace. I wonder which is worse, dying or being blogged about on Myspace?
To read the eulogy, CLICK HERE
In 2007, I saw the Woody Allen film “Cassandra’s Dream”, while my roommates were locked out of our apartment. I seem angry after enjoying the movie.
To read the full review, CLICK HERE
In 2007, my live-in girlfriend broke up with me and I was apparently really into minimalism.
